Hey there, Butterscotch.

LARS- Office Gossip

BRUCE- Office Clown

(LARS is leaned on his desk drinking coffee. BRUCE is on the floor, his legs have been replaced with the ridged body of a horse.)

LARS- No, I get it man, this is hilarious, but the problem is folks aren’t really bowled over by Centaur jokes anymore. You know how these things go, I would have texted you about it on your medical leave if I could have guessed you’d be so dedicated to the cause.

BRUCE- I brought coconuts for the clopping sound.

LARS- Again, another hilarious reference, but I don’t think it’s gonna pay off like you hoped buddy. There was a video online about these drunk fairies everyone was fowarding last week, and then Janet wore some wings on Friday and that just about sealed it. Fairy fever man.

BRUCE- Real wings?

LARS- Naw, she got em at Party City.

BRUCE- Damnit Janet.

LARS- Nice.

(They high five.)

LARS- It’s not fair. But look, everything is cyclical. Lay low for a while, don’t let anyone see you from the waist down, and before you know it, Centaur jokes will be hot like Topanga again.

(Long pause.)

LARS- It’s rotting isn’t it.

BRUCE- Yea, I think it was pregnant.

                                                          BLACK OUT